Room Descriptions

The rooms have large drawers for all of your clothing.  In addition there is a hanging closet that has a floor shelf for shoes, and a top shelf for putting items like sweatshirts or bags.

The beds are adequately comfortable.  They all have mirrors on the ceiling above them.  We jokingly said that having a mirror above the bed “was like watching a porno, only with us in it”.  Not something we all would have at home, but great fun at Hedo.

There is an AM/FM CD player.  The local stations are OK, but we prefer to bring our own self made CD’s for music.  The TV was never on in our room, except once briefly the night before we left just to see what was “going on in the real world”.  They do have all the basic cable channels along with Playboy, etc.  But most people leave them off.

The bathrooms are basic, but work well.  There are no extractor fans, so you leave the vent / window open.  Remember to close the door to the bathroom, otherwise all you’re A/C will go out the window.  The 6 head showers are nice, but once you are over the novelty the regular showerhead works fine.  I always hear comments about cold water at Hedo.  Maybe it is because we are on a slightly different schedule, but we have never run into this yet.  I would assume that right before sunset, all the beach people are showering their sunscreen off.  We don’t typically leave the beach until after the sunset (and several drinks at the hot tub).

The floors are tiled, which actually makes sense since you are often steps away from the beach.  Other than this, the décor is “island style” which is short for adequately nice.  Too nice, and it would get trashed by all the sand and sun.  You are here for the stuff that goes on outside the room, so the room is simply a place to lay your head at night.

We would always leave the window open at night to listen to the ocean (ocean side room).  This was nice, and it helped us wake up in the morning.

There is a safe in every room.  It is a great place for your passports, wallets, etc that you will not need until you leave.

What to do after you check in...

That's the hard part. There is so much you can do. The best advice we can give is to talk to people. If you go to the pool, pool bar, or jacuzi, there will be people there. Talk to them and ask what is going on. There are many, many things to do at the resort, and if you check the daily events board you will find lots of organized events going on. Some people want to do stuff, others like to just lay around and relax. For some, the walk from the beach lounger to the bar is tiring.

Some of the things you can do at the resorts:

Hedonism II

Hedonism III

The weekly theme events at the two resorts.

Please understand that these events can change on a moments notice (and often do). Hedonism is pretty free and loose with the schedule and sometimes you will see other events going on as well.

Hedo II

Monday - Pirates & Wenches – Pirate’s Bootie / Beach party

Tuesday - PJ Party / Erotic fantasy night. Must wear PJ's or sexy outfits (no nudes) to get into the party. Some guys can get away with items that are funny (like pinnochio thongs, oversized fake penis costume underwear, or other gimmick items)

Wednesday - Pimper’s Paradise – Pimps & Hos ball (dress in your favorite pimp and slutwear) / Reggae music

Thursday - Toga Party / Caesar’s Taboo night . Don't just wear a sheet, bring sexy and studly outfits as well as sparkling accessories and glitter. This is one of the most fun nights of the week./ - Staff & Guest Show after dinner

Friday - Rock Star Night – Glitter, Glam & Bling / Red Stripe Bikini Pool Party

Saturday - Fantasy & Fetish – Expose Your Alter Ego Use Your Imagination (Naughty schoolgirls, cheerleaders, bad priests and nuns, little red riding hood and big bad wolf, snow white and horny dwarf, referees & sexy football players , little miss muffet in a G-string, and anything else you can dream up)

Sunday - Wear Your Jamaican Colors (dreadlocks, rasta wear) / Retro Night - disco, platforms, boogie wear, sexy retro wear (think roller girl, boogie nights, peace emblems, afros, bra tops, short shorts and all around sexy stuff)

Hedo III

Monday - Pirates & Wenches – Pirate’s Bootie / Beach party

Tuesday - Lingerie & PJ Party Night (Only Bed Wear Allowed In The Club, ASOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS). Gus can wear funny or sexy outfit, but boring basic PJ's are not the look. Nude (just because you sleep in the nude) will not get you into the club.

Wednesday - Fetish night - this can be everything from studs and leather to angels and devils. Whips, and other props are encouraged. Expose Your Alter Ego Use Your Imagination (Naughty schoolgirls, cheerleaders, bad priests and nuns, little red riding hood and big bad wolf, snow white and horny dwarf, referees & sexy football players , little miss muffet in a G-string, and anything else you can dream up)

Thursday - Toga Party / Greek gods and Goddesses. Don't just wear a sheet, bring sexy and studly outfits as well as sparkling accessories and glitter. This is one of the most fun nights of the week.

Friday - Wear Your Jamaican Colors (dreadlocks, rasta wear) / Naughty School Girl night (cheerleaders, girlscouts, short plaid skirts, guys can wear big bad wolf, referee, teachers, priests with a sexy nun, devils with sexy angels, and more...)

Saturday - Glitter, Metallic, Sequin, Shimmer...Bring out the Bling! Sparkly outfits, lots of glitter and metallic outfits, underwear and costumes.

Sunday - Pimp & Ho ball (dress in your favorite pimp and slutwear) & Retro Night - disco, platforms, boogie wear, sexy retro wear (think roller girl, boogie nights, peace emblems, afros, bra tops, short shorts and all around sexy stuff)

The official gateway to both the resorts

Alternate "official" Superclubs site for Hedonism resorts

Here is a funny video that puts what to wear on the beach in perspective: